‘Torn Between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool)’
Season 5, Episode 16 - Aired February 27, 1998
When Lauren travels to Philadelphia to see Cory, Topanga tells him to go out with her and figure out his feelings. Meanwhile, Mr. Feeny enlists Eric to be a substitute teacher for his citizenship class.
Quote from Eric
Eric: For the first time in my life, I'm the smartest guy in the room. Can we all just take a second to let that sink in
Student: In my country, I was a nuclear physicist.
Eric: Yeah, but see here everyone starts with a clean slate. And as your proctologist, I'm gonna show you something.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Listen, toots. May I call you toots? What you had - GET OUT!
Quote from Eric
Mr. Feeny: Oh, Eric. I just had a call. I need to ask you favor.
Eric: Oh, no problem. Just give me you keys. I'll mow your lawn, water those ugly little plants.
Quote from Eric
Mr. Feeny: I need you to proctor.
Eric: Me? Proctor? Proctor Matthews.
Mr. Feeny: You know what proctor is?
Eric: Yeah, it's a tushie doctor.