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The Play's The Thing

‘The Play's The Thing’

Season 1, Episode 20 -  Aired April 29, 1994

Cory quits the school production of Hamlet when he learns he has to wear tights. Meanwhile, Alan builds up the courage to approach his boss about pay cuts.

Quote from Topanga

Cory: Topanga? Insane? What a stretch.
Topanga: If I were a less evolved person, I'd say cram it, brillo head.


Quote from Cory

Cory: Maybe if Hamlet had worn pants he could have made a decision or two.
Topanga: Is that a sexist comment?
Cory: That's what I was shooting for.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Wait until Feeny sees Prince Haagen-Dazs over there.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: I already have my Hamlet. He may bump into the scenery. He may talk like a hayseed. For all I know, tomorrow he may show up in kabuki make up. Never the less, he is my hamlet.

Quote from Cory

Eric: Hey, Cory, can I borrow some cash?
Cory: You're the one with the job. I'm allowance boy.