Cory: Missy Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

Cory: Well, I was born in Jefferson Hospital. They tell me it was drizzling that day. I loved my blue blankie.

Cory: And then in the fourth grade, the first day of gym I found out the awful truth. I have flat feet, but Ms. Byfie assured me I'll lead a normal and healthy life.

Eric: No, no. He'll be back. Mark my words. That man plays baseball again or my name isn't Eric Neil Matthews.
Amy: That's not your middle name.

Eric: That man is going to be paying for my college intuition.

Mr. Feeny: All right, Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?
Cory: I was too busy absorbing to listen.

Cory: Yeah, Missy. Kind of a dumb name, Topanga.