Cory: What about Eric? He's dumb but I think he'll notice a third guy in the room.

Cory: I checked outside the store and I didn't see it.
Amy: It?
Cory: It - Italy. I didn't see Italy. I didn't see France. I didn't see anybody's underpants.

Cory: You blew up the Market Giant? That's my dad's store. I have mixed feelings.

Cory: I'm accomplice boy!

Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews, unhand that Minkus.

Cory: I heard something along the lines of a mailbox natural disaster. You know the glue on those envelopes is highly flammable.

Shawn: Let me tell you, you have a very up-to-date collection of video games. I especially liked Pong.

Alan: I heard Shawn may be involved ... to the extent that he did it.