‘Singled Out’
Season 4, Episode 7 - Aired November 1, 1996
Eric is fed of up dating townies so he pretends to be a Harvard student to get a place on MTV's Singled Out. Meanwhile, Cory is in hospital to have his tonsils taken out.
Quote from Shawn
Cory: Shawn, I'm quite prone to nervousness. So I would appreciate it if you didn't bring in invented stories from those idiotic supermarket tabloids, okay?
Shawn: It's in New York Times, baby.
Cory: The New York Times, trailer park edition.
Shawn: It's exactly the same, except you can eat it.
Quote from Shawn
Announcement: Dr. Hunter. Dr. Hunter, you're wanted in delivery.
Shawn: Crazy, huh? Well, this hospital doesn't seem to think so.
Cory: It's another Dr. Hunter, Shawn.
Shawn: I'm going to delivery. I tell you, Cor, no matter how many you do, it's a miracle every time.
Quote from Eric
Chris Hardwick: Have you been naughty or have you been nice?
Eric: Hmm, well, I know my mom would want me to send away the naughty girls, but-
Chris Hardwick: All right, then! Have you been naughty, get out!
Eric: No, no, no! Yes. Stay, my mom's not here. You can be naughty.
I want to be naughty with you!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Let's try Brains.
Chris Hardwick: All right, Brains. We have Einstein or Beer Stein.
Eric: All right, Chris. You're not gonna fool me this time. So I know if I say Beer Stein first-
Chris Hardwick: All right, Beer Steins, get out.
Eric: No!