Shawn Hunter Quotes Page 2 of 14
Quote from Pairing Off
Ms. Kelly: Who can tell us the name of the organ where the eggs are stored? Officer?
Shawn: Sorry, Ms. Kelly, I don't have that stuff. I can name the stuff I have. Or at least what I call them.
Quote from Cyrano
Shawn: Nobody saw us. No witnesses. And without witnesses, it's all just circumcized evidence.
Quote from On the Air
Shawn: He says one thing and then he does another. He's being a hypochondriac.
Quote from Hometown Hero
Shawn: It's a trash can fire. It'll go out by itself or tomorrow when they take out the trash.
Quote from This Little Piggy
Shawn: Why would you run away?
Mr. Turner: Hunter, I found him outside heading towards The Rib Shack.
Shawn: Suicide!
Quote from I Was a Teenage Spy
Shawn: You were out cold.
Cory: Shawnzie?
Shawn: Yes-sie?
Quote from Cult Fiction
Shawn: I'm going to college.
Mr. Turner: Oh, you are? Where?
Shawn: Hawaii. I figure I have a better shot outside the country.
Quote from Starry Night
Cory: This city is a cultural vacuum, my friend.
Shawn: That's why my people settled here.
Quote from Teacher's Bet
Minkus: People, people, people. Are we going to do our social studies today?
Shawn: Minkus, Minkus, Minkus. Shut up.
Quote from The Uninvited
Cory: I mean, Shawn, you're much cooler than I am. At least I thought you were.
Shawn: Trust me, I am.