‘Raging Cory’
Season 5, Episode 12 - Aired January 9, 1998
When Cory feels he doesn't have a full relationship with his dad, he pushes Alan down in anger, prompting Alan to reconsider how he treats his sons.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Alan: George, it's two o'clock in the morning, is everything okay?
Mr. Feeny: No, Alan, everything's not okay. I know what happened this afternoon between you and Cory.
Alan: Yeah?
Mr. Feeny: You, Cory, nothing. Nobody came over. Something like this happens, somebody should come over. I mean he knocked you on your keister, man. You're obviously upset, so can we talk about it so I can get some sleep?
Quote from Jack
Jack: Oh, I'm weird? You know what puts me to sleep? A glass of milk. Not the truck that delivers the milk. But you'll have to excuse me as I was raised in an actual house.
Quote from Cory
Cory: I hit my father. That's got to be a bad sin. If this were the bible, I'd be a Father-Smiter. I'd be Cory, son of Alan the Bruised.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Are you calling me a pig?
Jack: A pig would never live in here.
Shawn: Oh yeah? *Reveals a pig*
Quote from Jack
Jack: So when people throw garbage down the chute, this is where it ends up, huh?
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: I can't believe you hit your dad. Now does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Alan: You never stop teaching, do you, George?
Mr. Feeny: Next time, don't keep me up all night.