Eric: Looking for a roommate!
Rachel: Eric, what are you doing?
Eric: What am I doing? I'm being a man. I am standing on my own two feet. I'm gonna hold on to a little bit of my dignity. Please, someone take pity upon my wretched soul!

Cory: It was raining. You had a new umbrella. You let me take a look at it. And then I shoved it down your throat and I opened it.
Shawn: You opened it?
Cory: Oh, Shawn, I Mary Poppin'd you.

Shawn: Now watch closely as I slowly pour the milk into the hat.
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Hunter, your speech is on Louis Pasteur. I don't see what that has to do with making milk disappear.
Shawn: This has everything to do with Lou. Trust me.