Topanga: Eric, it's me.
Eric: Pangy? Damn girl, you look bad.

Mr. Feeny: Moving right along. Rachel, what is Eric's favorite fish?
Rachel: Penguin.
Mr. Feeny: No, I don't think you understood.
Eric: Bam! [Eric turns over a card saying "Pengwin"]

Cory: So, do you know what the best part of being a virgin is?
Shawn: What?
Cory: No, I'm asking.