Quote from Eric in Cutting the Cord
Eric: Oh, look at that. You wobble like a weeble!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Don't you see what you're going through? This is your Middle East crisis. Alan: Middle age crisis.
Eric: Wow, these women are fat!
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: So I said "Feeny, if the sun never sets on the British empire, when do they watch Letterman?"