Topanga: Shawn, just face it, you're afraid to make a commitment.
Shawn: I'm not afraid to make a commit- I've been with Cory for fifteen years!
Cory: Ah, they've been good years.

Shawn: Wait, is this you or Topanga talking?
Cory: She decided we're one person.

Jack: Who are you talking to?
Eric: Mr. Feeny. The British guy on our couch, right there.
Mr. Feeny: I'm from Boston, you boob.