Alan Quote #22

Quote from Alan in Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do

Alan: Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blonde loon!

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 ‘Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do’ Quotes

Quote from Cory

Cory: They want you to take the rolls!

Quote from Cory

Shawn: How long you been married?
Cory: Who?
Shawn: What?
Cory: They want you to take the rolls!

 Alan Matthews Quotes

Quote from Grandma was a Rolling Stone

Alan: Your brother's discovered girls, he can't sit still. When you're Eric's age and you can't sit still, I'll take Morgan. It's the endless cycle of fishing.
Cory: And what about after Morgan?
Alan: Well, then I'll just be some guy in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories.

Quote from Pop Quiz

Eric: Two passes to Sliding Rapids Mountain. Excellent.
Alan: Yep, you and your brother should have a blast.
Eric: Ah, no, no, no. See, when I look at this ticket I see someone in a skimpy wet bikini.
Alan: Well, that's entirely up to Cory.