Jack Quote #15

Quote from Jack in Everybody Loves Stuart

Rachel: So, Topanga, what's your middle name?
Topanga: I don't wanna play.
Jack: Why not?
Topanga: I have a weird middle name.
Jack: Your first name is Topagana. What could your middle name be? Schmooboogie?

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 ‘Everybody Loves Stuart’ Quotes

Quote from Cory

Cory: No, I don't get hit by a bus.
Stuart: Why not?
Cory: Because I use the crosswalks, I memorize the bus schedules, and if I've got a wife like Topanga, I ain't leavin' the house.

Quote from Eric

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Quote from Eric

Eric: I'm telling you, if there's one thing I know, it's people, okay. I've lived among them. It's like a fifth sense.
Jack: You mean sixth sense?
Eric: No, dude, that's smell. You've got to be lucky to get that.