Eric: I guess it's time for Feeny's favorite student to make a speech. For forty years I have watched you educate young men and women, boy have I. I'm sorry. I can't do this. This is a mistake and I do not support it. Why couldn't you have just gone to Yale?

Eric: You're still moving away? Ah, for the love of Mike, stop with the mind games, man.
Mr. Feeny: You know this is the reason I can't sell my house.

Alan: It's quarter after three. Only creeps and wierdos are up now.
*Eric enters*