Eric: Feeny thinks he's retiring. He thinks he's moving away. Uh-uh. I'm gonna stop him. I don't know how but I am. Maybe I'll ask the French for help. Or the Belgians, they're not doing anything.

Eric: As most of you already know, Mr. Feeny will be retiring. And as a former student at John Adam's High, it made me real mad. Hello, I'm Eric Matthews.

Mr. Feeny: What'd you do, rent a couple of chickens?
Cory: Yeah. Don't step on them or else I lose my deposit.