Cory: I sort of thought you guys would keep my room the way it is.
Eric: Actually, Cor, for that I think you have to be unexpectedly killed by a truck or something.

Eric: You see duckies are good because not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed them crackers and you can ride them. See, duckies are the horses of the ocean.

Shawn: You're not my father, Cory.
Cory: If I were your father, I'd spank you, Shawn. Because that's what you deserve. A big spanking! Now take down your pants.