Eric: For the first time in my life, I'm the smartest guy in the room. Can we all just take a second to let that sink in
Student: In my country, I was a nuclear physicist.
Eric: Yeah, but see here everyone starts with a clean slate. And as your proctologist, I'm gonna show you something.

Shawn: Listen, toots. May I call you toots? What you had - GET OUT!

Mr. Feeny: Oh, Eric. I just had a call. I need to ask you favor.
Eric: Oh, no problem. Just give me you keys. I'll mow your lawn, water those ugly little plants.