Cory Quote #176

Quote from Cory in Raging Cory

Cory: I hit my father. That's got to be a bad sin. If this were the bible, I'd be a Father-Smiter. I'd be Cory, son of Alan the Bruised.

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 ‘Raging Cory’ Quotes

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Alan: George, it's two o'clock in the morning, is everything okay?
Mr. Feeny: No, Alan, everything's not okay. I know what happened this afternoon between you and Cory.
Alan: Yeah?
Mr. Feeny: You, Cory, nothing. Nobody came over. Something like this happens, somebody should come over. I mean he knocked you on your keister, man. You're obviously upset, so can we talk about it so I can get some sleep?

Quote from Jack

Jack: Oh, I'm weird? You know what puts me to sleep? A glass of milk. Not the truck that delivers the milk. But you'll have to excuse me as I was raised in an actual house.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Are you calling me a pig?
Jack: A pig would never live in here.
Shawn: Oh yeah? *Reveals a pig*