Cory: I'm asking you please. Topanga's going to be staying here for Christmas. Over night. Could we please not run naked down the halls singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas? I'm looking at you..
Eric: I only do it because people have come to expect it.

Mr. Feeny: But I'm Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, and all of them.

Eric: Well, Captain, this isn't about the presents, it's about the power struggle between men and women since the creation of man over 300 years ago.