Eric Quote #93

Quote from Eric in It's Not You, It's Me

Eric: No, we're not going to have to. You see the beauty of befriending the dean is he's going to give us an extension on the paper. We're never going to have to do it. Or any paper thereafter. We're actually never going to have to do any work until we graduate, get jobs, befriend our bosses, get married, befriend our wives.

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