Cory: Here, put these on.
Morgan: I don't want to wear boxing mittens. I don't know how they work.
Cory: They're not boxing mittens, they're boxing gloves. And they don't work, you just hit me!

Cory: It's my sword and I'm not sharing it.

Morgan: I'm Cory. I'm 16, and I'm going to Atlantic City to see an R-rated movie. *Laughs*
Cory: Uh, here, Morgan, let me help you make the matinee. *Pushes Morgan's toy car*