Topanga: Mr. Feeny, this is so unfair. They just keep handing in the same cans, year after year.
Shawn: Hey, my family gives them to the food bank, the food bank gives them to my family, my family gives them back to the food bank. It's life in the food bank chain.

Cory: Shawn, you can have the turkey, I'll take the stuffing.
Shawn: But I want stuffing.
Cory: Well of course you want stuffing. Everyone wants stuffing. Stuffing's the best part.
Shawn: I'll flip you for it.
Cory: But I don't want to lose.
Shawn: But you might win.
Cory: But you see if I lose, I don't get stuffing.
Shawn: There must be a way for both of us to have stuffing.
Cory: There isn't.
Shawn: There must be.
Cory: Impossible. There's stuffing and you either have it or you don't. Unless ...
Shawn: We get more stuffing?
Cory: No, I'd want that too.

Alan: Isn't this the Hunters' trailer?
Guy: Uh, no. We're the Unters. Like it says right there on the sign.
Alan: Oh. Naturally I assumed the H had fallen off.
Guy: So you think if a letter fell off of my name, I wouldn't replace it?
Alan: No, we're just lost. Friendly people. Lost.