Eric Quote #265

Quote from Eric in Singled Out

Eric: Mr. Feeny, I have to talk to you.
Wow, how could you not be here?
Mr. Feeny! Mr. Feeny!
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews, what can I do for you?
Eric: I got a problem and you're not out here gardening. And you're not at school and you're not gardening. I mean, what are you doing?

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Quote from Cory

Cory: Thank you for coming. Now, I don't have much time. I need to make peace with you.
Amy: Sedative.
Mr. Feeny: Ah! Well, all is forgiven, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: I wish it was that simple. I've done a lot of bad to you over the years. I want to make things right between us.
Mr. Feeny: You're making me very uncomfortable.
Cory: Ah, for once, just listen to me, man. In the classroom under my desk is a key. The key will open airport locker B-378. In the locker is a tattered plaid valise. In the valise, you will find all my homework. For five years.
You see, all these years I've understood everything. I'm actually a brilliant student.
Mr. Feeny: What is the capital of Montana?
Cory: You're not going to the airport, are you?
Mr. Feeny: No.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: Feeny.
Mr. Feeny: I'm here, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: Closer.
Mr. Feeny: I'm close enough.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: Shawn, I'm quite prone to nervousness. So I would appreciate it if you didn't bring in invented stories from those idiotic supermarket tabloids, okay?
Shawn: It's in New York Times, baby.
Cory: The New York Times, trailer park edition.
Shawn: It's exactly the same, except you can eat it.