Billy: At least let me watch my favorite show, it's on right now.
Topanga: But it's nine-thirty, I know you don't stay up past nine.
Billy: It used to be on at eight-thirty but this year they moved to nine-thirty. Those idiots.
Cory: Wait a minute, they moved that show to nine-thirty? Why?
Billy: No one knows.
Cory: Well was it doing badly at eight-thirty?
Billy: No.
Cory: Well why didn't they leave it alone?
Billy: They're trying to kill it. They're trying to kill it.
Cory: Oh, those are bad, bad people.

Amy: Mostly you learn from experience. I mean your dad and I weren't prepared in advance. But we did the best we could and we ended up raising three wonderful, well adjusted children.
Eric: Now I'm a maladjusted, woman-hating, loser freak.
Amy: Okay, two.

Billy: Hey, Cory. You're missing a real funny one. The curly headed kid keeps digging himself in deeper and deeper.
Cory: Love that kid. He is such a doof.