Eric: Cory, get out of that car. It's not safe. You'll kill yourself. Mr. Feeny, enjoy the ride!

Mr. Feeny: If you let people's perception of you dictate your behavior, you will never grow as a person. But if you leave yourself open to experience, despite what others think, then you will learn and grow. And when you grow and mature, then you can rub their smug little earring-wearing noses in it.

Eric: I'll talk to Cory. He'll be fine. He won't do the fountain. He won't blow milk bubbles out of his nose. He won't even do armpit theater.