Alan Quote #40

Quote from Alan in Danger Boy

Amy: Sorry, honey. I would've been home sooner, but they took a little longer with me at the hairdresser No big deal.
Alan: I ran the house real good. The kids had beer nuts for dinner, and now they're playing video games in the bathtub. Father of the year.

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 ‘Danger Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Cory

Cory: Piece of cake.
Eric: What?
Cory: I threw up a piece of cake.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Cory, get out of that car. It's not safe. You'll kill yourself. Mr. Feeny, enjoy the ride!

 Alan Matthews Quotes

Quote from Grandma was a Rolling Stone

Alan: Your brother's discovered girls, he can't sit still. When you're Eric's age and you can't sit still, I'll take Morgan. It's the endless cycle of fishing.
Cory: And what about after Morgan?
Alan: Well, then I'll just be some guy in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories.

Quote from Pop Quiz

Eric: Two passes to Sliding Rapids Mountain. Excellent.
Alan: Yep, you and your brother should have a blast.
Eric: Ah, no, no, no. See, when I look at this ticket I see someone in a skimpy wet bikini.
Alan: Well, that's entirely up to Cory.