Alan Quote #40
Amy: Sorry, honey. I would've been home sooner, but they took a little longer with me at the hairdresser No big deal.
Alan: I ran the house real good. The kids had beer nuts for dinner, and now they're playing video games in the bathtub. Father of the year.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Piece of cake.
Cory: I threw up a piece of cake.
Quote from Grandma was a Rolling Stone
Alan: Your brother's discovered girls, he can't sit still. When you're Eric's age and you can't sit still, I'll take Morgan. It's the endless cycle of fishing.
Cory: And what about after Morgan?
Alan: Well, then I'll just be some guy in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories.