Alan Quote #41

Quote from Alan in Cyrano

Alan: Amy, call me crazy, but this is exactly what you said you wanted.
Amy: Yes, Alan. And a trash compactor would be a lovely gift on say a Tuesday.
Alan: You said you wanted compactor. I get compactor. Why Ugh wrong?
Amy: We don't want to be late for dinner.
Alan: Ugh not sleep in cave tonight.


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Cory: Shawn, we just helped Frankie snake Harley's girlfriend. I mean, we gave him love lessons, we hid in the locker, we told him what to say. How is that not trouble?
Shawn: OK, let me think. Uh, protective custody, plastic surgery Ah! We dress up as girls, pretend we're our out-of-town cousins and say we haven't seen ourselves.
Cory: No, that'll never work.
Shawn: Oh, yeah? Tell my Uncle Mary.