Amy: What are you doing?
Cory: I'm nuking my socks. It's this new idea I have because I like putting on warm clothes. I was going to start with my underwear but I was a little nervous.

Cory: Last night TK and I talked on for the phone for like two hours. It beats my previous time with a girl by like two hours.

Cory: That girl. She wrote seven numbers on my hand. What could that possibly mean?
Shawn: It means call her.
Cory: Shawn, how can I possibly call her when I don't even have her ... Ohh.