Mr. Feeny: A candy bar. Doesn't your mother feed you a proper breakfast?
Cory: Oh, yeah, she does. Now I gotta get the taste of this Shredded Wheat out of my mouth.

Mr. Feeny: How blissful it must be for you to have lived so little and yet already reached your conclusions about the greatest wonder of the universe.

Mr. Feeny: You know you're not doing your body any favors by loading up on junk like that.
Cory: Oh, thanks, Mr. Feeny. And please enjoy that high vitamin, astronaut drink you're sucking down.