‘On the Fence’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired October 1, 1993
Cory learns about the value of money and work when he agrees to paint Mr. Feeny's fence so he can afford to buy an expensive water gun. After Cory rushes the job and has to do it over, Alan teaches Cory another important lesson about the importance of staying a kid.
Quote from Alan
Cory: Hey dad, how about some quality time with your son?
Alan: I can't. I'm spending some quality time with your toilet.
Quote from Amy
Cory: Hi, mom. Wow, dinner smells terrific and that thing you're wearing is lovely. What is that? A dress?
Amy: Oh, Cory, what a lovely and sincere compliment. And I just know you wouldn't spoil it by asking me for something
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Well, Mr. Matthews, I must confess I'm pleasantly surprised. Your first foray into the workforce was a rousing success. You completed your task ahead of schedule and with a modicum of skill.
Cory: Cool, does that mean you're giving me bonus?
Mr. Feeny: Get a pulse.
Quote from Alan
Cory: Isn't it my responsibility to finish painting the fence?
Alan: I think your first responsibility is to stay eleven years old as long as you can.