‘Last Tango in Philly’
Season 5, Episode 10 - Aired December 5, 1997
When Cory and Shawn don't want to go dancing with Topanga and Angela, the girls go with two handsome colleagues from work, driving Shawn and Cory jealous.
Quote from Cory
Shawn: My relationship with Angela is new. I don't want to disappoint her.
Cory: Hey, you're a guy, she's got to get used to it.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Tonight we do what men do.
Shawn: Right, what's that?
Cory: We go to the gym. We pump some iron and we sweat.
Shawn: Are there private showers?
Cory: Well there better be.
Quote from Shawn
*Cory's lighting weights*
Shawn: Push! Push!
Cory: I can't!
Shawn: Oh come on you whimp. Now push! Sergio could. Nunzio could.
Cory: NUNZIO!
Shawn: That's one.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Okay guys, I've been silent long enough. I've been working on a theory: Men are idiots.
Everybody: What?!
Eric: No, wait, there's more. Men are big idiots.
Quote from Eric
Eric: How'd your date go with Kathy?
Mr. Feeny: Well, it seemed to be going quite well. She even invited me into her home.
Eric: Ooh. Go Feeny. Go Feeny. Go Feeny.
Quote from Cory
Cory: We're going to the gym so we can beat the zippers off of Sergio and Nunzio.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Hey, dad, I think you got a bad satellite dish. I don't see nothing yet.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Wait a minute. Maybe we should all just think for a second.
Cory: No, Shawn and I tried that. It doesn't work.
Quote from Shawn
Topanga: We're going dancing.
Cory: No, dancing? Puh!
Shawn: Yeah ... Puh!