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Killer Bees

‘Killer Bees’

Season 1, Episode 5 -  Aired October 22, 1993

When Cory learns the winner of the Geography Bee gets to be bat-boy at the opening World Series game, Cory trades places with Minkus. Meanwhile, Eric is embarrassed when he learns his parents are going to the same concert as him.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Well, sometimes a man doesn't know himself until he's walked a mile in another man's humongous pants.


Quote from Cory

Mr. Feeny: I have graded last week's geography test and the highest score was achieved by -
Cory: Minkus. Was it achieved by Minkus? Does it go to Minkus? Minkus, right?
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Minkus.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Well, thanks, Mr. Matthews. Concern like yours give me full confidence.
Cory: In me?
Mr. Feeny: In Minkus. It's Minkus. I'm full of confidence in Minkus.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: It means one out of four people is a nerd. So when you look around this room and don't see one, you're it.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Did you know Hawaii used to be called the Sandwich Islands?
Mr. Feeny: Really? That's fascinating. Were they named after somebody?
Cory: Yes, the Earl of Sandwich.
Mr. Feeny: Sandwich. You don't suppose ..?
Cory: Yes, he did invent the sandwich. Isn't that weird?
Mr. Feeny: Weird, indeed, Mr. Matthews.

Quote from Eric

Eric: You'd love it if we didn't go to that concert, wouldn't you? Yeah, nice try, dad. Heather and I are going to that concert. We're going to be there sixty-four rows behind you, breathing down your neck.

Quote from Eric

Eric: You're my parents, you're not supposed to have any fun. You're supposed to sit here and wait for me to get home.

Quote from Alan

Alan: Eric, I'm sorry and I know it's tough to hear this, but your mother and I are at an awkward age. We're parents but we're not dead yet.