Mr. Feeny: Well, sometimes a man doesn't know himself until he's walked a mile in another man's humongous pants.

Mr. Feeny: I have graded last week's geography test and the highest score was achieved by -
Cory: Minkus. Was it achieved by Minkus? Does it go to Minkus? Minkus, right?
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Minkus.

Mr. Feeny: Well, thanks, Mr. Matthews. Concern like yours give me full confidence.
Cory: In me?
Mr. Feeny: In Minkus. It's Minkus. I'm full of confidence in Minkus.

Alan: Eric, I'm sorry and I know it's tough to hear this, but your mother and I are at an awkward age. We're parents but we're not dead yet.

Shawn: It means one out of four people is a nerd. So when you look around this room and don't see one, you're it.

Cory: Did you know Hawaii used to be called the Sandwich Islands?
Mr. Feeny: Really? That's fascinating. Were they named after somebody?
Cory: Yes, the Earl of Sandwich.
Mr. Feeny: Sandwich. You don't suppose ..?
Cory: Yes, he did invent the sandwich. Isn't that weird?
Mr. Feeny: Weird, indeed, Mr. Matthews.

Eric: You'd love it if we didn't go to that concert, wouldn't you? Yeah, nice try, dad. Heather and I are going to that concert. We're going to be there sixty-four rows behind you, breathing down your neck.

Eric: You're my parents, you're not supposed to have any fun. You're supposed to sit here and wait for me to get home.