Jack Quotes Page 2 of 3
Quote from How to Succeed in Business
Eric: We had a little discussion and she promised no more revealing stories about her and dad.
Jack: I'm gonna miss those. Especially the one in the elevator.
Quote from Eric Hollywood
Jack: You know the one I mean. Her name rhymes with Noshmanga.
Quote from Hogs and Kisses
Jack: What do you think you're the first woman we've ever lived with?
Rachel: Besides your mothers, yes.
Eric: Is that an accurate count, Jack?
Jack: I stayed with Nana Booboo once. Now there's a woman.
Quote from Everybody Loves Stuart
Eric: Hello! Wow! Look at that. How'd you like to come home to that every day?
Jack: We do come home to that. It's Rachel. You unbelievable, incredible buffoon.
Quote from Everybody Loves Stuart
Rachel: So, Topanga, what's your middle name?
Topanga: I don't wanna play.
Jack: Why not?
Topanga: I have a weird middle name.
Jack: Your first name is Topagana. What could your middle name be? Schmooboogie?
Quote from You're Married, You're Dead
Rachel: I just don't understand it. We've been here all night and it's like you two aren't having any fun at all.
Eric: Well, frankly we're appalled by what's going on.
Jack: Mam, I am not a chair.
Quote from Santa's Little Helpers
Jack: I'm not going to be an elf. I was depressed enough about not going to the Bahamas. This little green pointy hat's really going to push me over the edge.
Quote from Picket Fences
Jack: You think I don't understand good looks and a rich daddy? You and I are cut from the same velvet cloth.
Quote from What a Drag!
Jack: That would look good on my resume. I could get a new job, buy a beautiful house and hire a security guard to shoot you on sight if you ever come near my property.
Quote from What a Drag!
Jack: He got him didn't he? Eric's gone. Oh no! Poor Eric. He was so young and stupid.