‘It's a Wonderful Night’
Season 1, Episode 18 - Aired March 11, 1994
Cory and Shawn plan to watch an R-rated movie, but their plan is put in jeopardy when the babysitter doesn't show up and Mr. Feeny steps in. Meanwhile, Eric lies about failing his driving test and decides to take his dad's car for a drive anyway.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Alan: You are the worst babysitter that ever lived.
Mr. Feeny: And your children are the spawn of Satan.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Stumpy's Revenge is rated R for violence.
Eric: Ooh, maybe a little nudity
Cory: Yeah, but we can fast forward over that.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: Our babysitter cancelled.
Mr. Feeny: Judy Horne?
Eric: Yeah, some kind of a skin crisis.
Mr. Feeny: I don't even want to think about what a crisis for her would be. Her whole head would have to pop.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: What's that?
Morgan: My mix and bake cake is ready.
Mr. Feeny: Oh, well. I rush on winged feet.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: Name your price.
Mr. Feeny: Manual labor. Spreading manure in my garden for the next four Sundays.
Eric: Two Sundays.
Mr. Feeny: Five.
Eric: Done.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Ooh, Barney does the ABCs. You know, I don't want to ruin the ending for your, Cor, but Z.