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‘I Never Sang for My Legal Guardian’ Quotes

Boy Meets World: I Never Sang for My Legal Guardian

320. I Never Sang for My Legal Guardian

Aired May 3, 1996

Mr. Turner decides he's ready to formally adopt Shawn, but Shawn only wants to be with his father. Cory and Topanga seek out Chet Hunter, who admits he thinks Shawn's better off with Mr. Turner.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: At least at the trailer park I'll be surrounded by family. And the FBI agents who surround them.


Quote from Cory

Cory: We got a big problem with Shawn. This one goes way beyond pooh-berty.
Mr. Turner: You mean puberty?
Cory: Yeah, pooh-berty.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Good news. The duplex in the condo community, I talked them down. And look what they're throwing in, carpets. Now my advice is to go shag because it feels good between your toes.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Aw, Mr. Feeny, I worked really hard on this. Where did I go wrong?
Mr. Feeny: I'd have to say the fifth grade when you took that ride in the dryer.
Eric: Yeah, but if it wasn't for that my hair would still look like Cory's.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Eric: What do I get out of this?
Mr. Feeny: The joy of watching someone learn.
Eric: But no money?
Mr. Feeny: Eh, you get used to it.

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