‘Home’
Season 2, Episode 23 - Aired May 19, 1995
After staying with the Matthews family for a few weeks and feeling unwelcome, Shawn runs off in search of a permanent home. Meanwhile, Mr. Feeny takes advantage of Eric's stress about the SATs to have him do yard work.
Quote from Shawn
Cory: Wow, you shave?
Shawn: See, facial hair sprouts early in my family. Especially on my mom's side.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Come on, Shawn. You lived here three weeks and you've been in the bathroom two and a half of them.
Quote from Eric
Mr. Feeny: So, Mr. Matthews, SATs this Saturday?
Eric: Yeah, me too.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: If I want to clip my toenails at the dinner table, I don't appreciate the dirty looks.
Cory: We were just covering our food.
Quote from Shawn
Mr. Turner: Now see, why can't you be this sharp in my class?
Shawn: Math's not my best subject.
Mr. Turner: I'm your English teacher.
Shawn: Then why are you teaching math?
Mr. Turner: Are you kidding me?
Quote from Eric
Eric: All right, Mr. Feeny. I have been planting, and hedging, and mowing for three days now. The SATs are tomorrow and I demand to know the secrets.
Mr. Feeny: Get a good night's sleep.
Eric: What? No, no, no. No way. Not until you tell me what the secrets are.
Mr. Feeny: I just told you one. Sleep.
Eric: I can't sleep. The test is tomorrow. I haven't thought about it in days.
Mr. Feeny: Which is secret number two. Clear your mind. Care to take a guess at what secret number three is?
Eric: You're Satan?