Jack: Hey, I didn't hear you come in last night. You must have had a pretty good time on your date, huh?
Eric: The evening began at seven. It started with some quaint dinner conversation at this little Mexican place I happen to know. Came back here and let's just say my clothes were off within five minutes.
Jack: You opened your big mouth, she walked out. You ate alone at Taco Bell. Came home, took off all your clothes and were asleep by eight o'clock.