Eric: Look, I've been selected to be on this MTV game show Singled Out. And I know they're gonna interview me before I go on the show and I know they're gonna ask me what college I go to.
Mr. Feeny: You don't go to a college.
Eric: I know the one thing I don't want to say is Harvard. They're gonna know I don't go to Harvard. They're gonna think I'm so stupid because I don't know the name of some other prestigious school, so, I was wondering, could you just give me the name of the school you went to, if it still exists?
Mr. Feeny: I won't do that, Mr. Matthews.
Eric: Gone, huh?
Mr. Feeny: I won't be a party to this deception.