Eric: I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
Jack: Actually, I'm the oldest.
Eric: Yeah, but I've lived the longest.

Eric: Oh my gosh, they killed Feeny!

Angela: Yes, girl, I am the screamer around here.

Angela: Is anyone save?
Shawn: Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die.
Cory: All right. (To Topanga) Thanks for saving me.

Eric: I'm dead.
Jack: I'm dead.
Shawn: I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.

Eric: Hey, you're overreacting. There are only two people that are horribly dead. That's an acceptable loss.

Mr. Feeny: We'll return to the Young and the Restless after a word from Feeny. And here is the word: Shut up!

Mr. Feeny: Mr. Matthews, when one mocks someone, they should wait until they're not looking right at them.

Shawn: Well, Cory and Topanga aren't together any more.
Mr. Feeny: Yes, I know. I too read Teen Beat, Mr. Hunter.

Shawn: Can you believe this? Feeny locked us in.
Cory: He can't do that. It's against the Geneva Detention Convention.