Ashton Kutcher Quotes
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Michael Kelso - That '70s Show
A group of teenage friends enjoy the final years of the '70s in small-town Wisconsin.
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That '70s Show: Michael Kelso Quotes
Quote from Misty Mountain Hop
Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!
Quote from Immigrant Song
Hyde: Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the water tower, we could've helped him out.
[After Hyde punches Kelso in the arm, Kelso groans as he uses his sprained hand to hit Hyde back.]
Hyde: They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.
Quote from Donna's Panties
Kelso: Wow. Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here that astronauts get all the Tang they want.