‘The Ocean Walker’
Season 3, Episode 6 - Aired December 5, 2005
After Michael tells his parents about his plan to marry Rita (Charlize Theron), the family try to put a stop to the pending nuptials.
Quote from Michael
George Michael: You better catch her, Dad.
Michael: That's not gonna be easy. She's an Olympic Silver- Just figured that one out.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: Well, I'll have to go stop production on The Ocean Walker.
Quote from Michael
Rita: You found out.
Michael: Took me long enough.
Rita: Maybe you're not smart, either. I didn't know until they told me.
Michael: No, I'm just a narcissist who was too self-involved to see the truth.
Rita: That makes no sense to me.
Michael: Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself.
Quote from Michael
Trevor: Back to England, love.
Rita: Oh, Michael, will you come visit me lots?
Michael: That's gonna be difficult, Rita. You're gonna be across an ocean.
Rita: Well, you can always walk.
Michael: Not on the water.
Rita: Oh, Michael, you're such a grown-up.
Michael: Hey, hey!
[Rita walks across the pool]
Michael: Hang on a sec. That's part of your trick, right?
Gob: No. That's not my trick, Michael.