‘Spring Breakout’
Season 2, Episode 17 - Aired April 10, 2005
Gob hopes to get even with the producer of "Girls with Low Self Esteem", Phillip Litt (Zach Braff), after featuring some of Gob's failed illusions. Michael takes Lucille to rehab after she gatecrashes a board meeting drunk. Meanwhile, Kitty returns with incriminating evidence against the Bluth company and takes George Sr. hostage.
Quote from Narrator
George Sr.: Kitty. How'd you find me?
Kitty: I thought you were dead until I saw Scandalmakers! They got so much wrong. But something about your son-in-law's comment, "Perhaps an attic shall I seek," had the ring of truth to it.
Narrator: Notice it wasn't something the narrator said.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: And so Lucille was able to meet with Kitty at Senor Tadpole's.
Kitty: I want what's due to me, a Bluth son. And I know you have the material.
Narrator: Kitty was right. Ten years earlier George Sr. was taking an experimental hair growth drug. Fearing damage to his fertility he froze a specimen ofhis reproductive material in case he ever wanted another child. Soon, news came out that the drug, although somewhat successful, wreaked havoc on the central nervous system.
Quote from Gob
Michael: I'm saying, when Kitty comes back, notices Dad's gone first thing she's gonna do is check the cooler, see if the evidence is still there. Buys us, like, one second.
Gob: I am a worthless magician.
Michael: Not true.
Gob: No, I can't even do one simple trick.
Michael: Come on.
Gob: I'm covered in sweat. Look at me!
Michael: It's a great trick, would've been flawless if you had a decoy Dad too.
Gob: Damn it. And I used a guy that looked just like him in my last bait and switch.
Quote from Gob
Michael: Uh, Gob's gonna get you out of those handcuffs. Can you do it, pal?
Gob: One handcuff key coming up.
Michael: Great.
Gob: [retches]
George Sr.: What the hell are you doing?
Gob: Swallowed a key just in case I ended up doing a show.
George Sr.: Come on. This is disgusting.
Gob: I'm doing this for you.
Quote from Gob
Gob: Now who's a horrible magician?
George Sr.: That is a crown, you horse's ass.