Narrator Quote #145
Quote from Narrator in Courting Disasters
Narrator: Some months earlier, Lucille had enticed Warden Gentles to a private dinner in order to get her son Buster released for a Second of July parade. And through the course of a well-served meal, and even more frequently served bottles of wine, Lucille rekindled a friendship in order to ask for a favor. But as the afternoon turned into evening, intimate details issued forth from a now-drunken Lucille's mouth. Information extremely useful to a warden with ambitions of a screenwriting career, who had heard about an Imagine streaming series about this exact family. So, while Lucille got her son out for a parade, Warden Gentles got a lot more. In fact, the only thing guarded that evening was Warden Gentles' private trailer.
Lottie Dottie: And you shared these stories with Ron Howard?
Narrator: He did.
Warden Stefan Gentles: I did.
Lottie Dottie: Exhibit 3-A, Making of a Monster. I would like to play a clip of the season finale.
Narrator: And so, they played much of the Imagine Bluth project. Now, remember, this is really rough. And our location guy was only able to rent out the cottage for shooting for, like, two days. And it's all temp sound. We haven't licensed most of this music.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Courting Disasters’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lottie Dottie: I call to the witness stand Gene Parmesan.
Judge Stanley: Gene Parmesan. Gene Parmesan? Doesn't seem like he's here.
Lottie Dottie: That's impossible. He's a private detective. He'd never be late.
Gene Parmesan: Well, has anyone checked under the new bailiff? [removes fake beard] Gene Parmesan.
Lucille: [shrieks] Gene!
Gene Parmesan: And I swear to tell the truth, so help me God.
Lucille: That never gets old!
Gene Parmesan: I'll tell you something else that never gets old. Whoops. I'm under oath.
Quote from Tobias
George Michael: Gosh, I don't really know if we need any acting right now. The stuff we're doing here, it's more about preventing hacking, protecting privacy, and stuff like that.
Murphybrown: Oh, that's kind of what I was trying to stop, too.
Tobias: Yes, Murphybrown here is a bit of a computer whiz. [chuckles] He's worked on cable boxes.
Murphybrown: Yeah, I actually coded, like an extra layer beneath the firewall to keep your data from being exposed. It's like a dam or, like, a a stopper, or a barrier to stop people from...
George Michael: Like a block?
Tobias: Okay. Can we do this in English, Professor?
Murphybrown: Oh, s-sorry, sorry, my Sorry, my fine student. [troupe laughs]
Debrie: I need a diagram.
Tobias: It makes no sense at all. But what he's basically saying is, nobody wants to be naked underneath their underwear. So, one adds an extra layer of protection. It doesn't have to be denim, per se, but everybody wants to hide their privates from something.
Quote from Lucille
Dusty: Do you want me to take it easy on him? Or give it to him hard? I know he's a friend of yours.
Lucille: [scoffs] He's not my friend anymore. Testifying against our family after all the times I faked being surprised by him?
Narrator: So Dusty went after the witness's credibility.
Dusty: Mr. Parmesan, you say you're a master of disguises. How many looks are you capable of creating?
Judge Stanley: You asking me? I'm the judge.
Gene Parmesan: I'm Gene Parmesan.
Lucille: [shrieks]