Gob Quote #362
Quote from Gob in Everyone Gets Atrophy
Narrator: And GOB started opening up, too.
Gob: I tried to buy those velvet pants. But I chickened out and got these shirts instead. I have a friend, this guy Tony not a friend. He's nice. He had a face like mine but same.
[Bee Gees "I Started a Joke" plays] ♫ I started a joke ♫
Gob: Hello, darkness.
♫ Which started the whole world crying ♫
Gob: Sorry, I'm taken. What's that from?
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Michael: I remember the framed needlepoint.
Lucille: You'll see. In life, you don't want to carry that much hate.
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George Sr.: Well, how do you think she keeps that figure?
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Lindsay: [chuckles] As a matter of fact, I am. I want to be part of the problem.
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Lucille: His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, because technically, he's given up the rat race.
George Sr.: Oh, God, the "giving up the rat race" guy? This is the sand hobo? Uh, it's just a question. Are you guys doing something?
Gob: Don't say it! Please, I can't I can't hear it.
Lucille: He tickles my fancy.
Gob: Your what? Is the- What part of Mom is the fancy? You do not want to know what I'm picturing, and it's not what you think.
Lucille: Oh, stop. We walk on the beach. We like the feel of the sand on our feet.
Gob: Oh, God, the thought of your feet.
George Sr.: It's fine. I'm glad you have someone to talk to. Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster.
Gob: Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh?
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Michael: So I thought you might want to read it seeing as how you are the president now, even though it's just a title.
Gob: Uh, right. Yes, well we should "circumvrent" union penalties.
Michael: Circumvent. Means to go around.
Gob: The old reach around.
Michael: Trust me. This makes you look like a leader. Okay?
Gob: I don't think that I need any help with that. [framed "Never Give Up" inspirational poster falls from the wall and smashes] [bleep] it. Just leave it where it is.