Buster Quote #166

Quote from Buster in Off the Hook

Buster: Good. Okay, good. She wouldn't wear that.
Narrator: When his father didn't return, either, Buster stuck to his daily routine.
Buster: You're welcome.
Narrator: Laying out Mother's clothes...
Buster: All right. The vodka goes in, you pour it in the other...
Narrator: Making Mother's breakfast.
Buster: The olive on top and then you call your... Mother. This is bugging me.
Narrator: And amusing himself with little jokes he thought she'd appreciate.
Buster: Except for the hair. You have reduced. Well, you're not that skinny. Welcome home, chubs. [laughs] You will kill me for that. And I don't want that blood on my hands.

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Lucille: So you fell out of a chair, and for this, the government gives you applause?
Buster: No, a big hand.
Lucille: I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. [yells at doctor] This is why you can't keep a job at one hospital!

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Lucille Austero: Buster.
Buster: My mother's gone away, and I thought, you've always been like a...
Lucille Austero: Girlfriend.
Buster: Not what I was gonna say. Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, and I thought, maybe I should just move in, because I love to hear all about your medications and ailments and whatnot. Is that baby toe of yours still crawling over the others like a weird weed?
Lucille: Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
Buster: Oh, it's one of my night terrors.

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Lucille: So you can see why I need the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess.
Buster: You're a hot mess!
Lucille: You're a hot mess!