Lucille Quote #243
Quote from Lucille in Off the Hook
Michael: Congratulations, Mother. You've managed to combine people's fear of homosexuals and eels into one alibi.
Lucille: And he'll be wearing his Army uniform so I can pretend I'm proud of him again.
Buster: I couldn't find my Army uniform. Oh! But I thought the jury might like it if I show up as John-John Kennedy.
Lucille: Oh, yeah, that went over great last time. And it was offensive. Half your testicle was hanging out of that thing.
Buster: Good! I'm glad they saw it. It was like a Motherboy Ball, right? Hmm?
George Michael: [quietly] Hi. Hi.
Lucille: Put on your new uniform, with long pants. And keep your ball joke to yourself, Andrew Dice Clay.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Off the Hook’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: So you fell out of a chair, and for this, the government gives you applause?
Buster: No, a big hand.
Lucille: I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. [yells at doctor] This is why you can't keep a job at one hospital!
Quote from Buster
Lucille Austero: Buster.
Buster: My mother's gone away, and I thought, you've always been like a...
Lucille Austero: Girlfriend.
Buster: Not what I was gonna say. Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, and I thought, maybe I should just move in, because I love to hear all about your medications and ailments and whatnot. Is that baby toe of yours still crawling over the others like a weird weed?
Lucille: Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
Buster: Oh, it's one of my night terrors.
Quote from Buster
Lucille: So you can see why I need the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess.
Buster: You're a hot mess!
Lucille: You're a hot mess!