Gob Quote #302
Quote from Gob in Colony Collapse
Ann: Well, you have to make things right with George Michael, otherwise you don't get to fourth base.
Narrator: Of course, Ann's concept of fourth base was very different than Gob's.
Ann: But you have to promise me you'll always be faithful.
Gob: Faithful? Of course I can be faithful.
Ann: Until tonight, when we're together...
Gob: Oh! Until tonight! Well, of course I can be faithful. Don't be stupid. You think I can't keep it in my pants in front of a bunch of doggy old women and my family? Don't be stupid. Who am I gonna hit on, stupid? My sister? Lindsay? Don't be stupid. She's my sister, that's gross. Now, you have got some mice to scoop out of the sea.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Colony Collapse’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was waiting to meet his son at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable.
Gob: Lost my wife, lost my career. When I was in that storage unit at the bottom of that rock, it was like I hit...
Steve Holt: Rock bottom?
Gob: No, no, not that. More like a trending downward moment that just I don't know. Maybe I'm being tested like that guy "Jawb" from the Bible.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes?
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes, sir.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yeah.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was surrounded by unconditional love from a family for the first time in his life.
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
Quote from Michael
Narrator: Gob shared his happy news at a meeting with his family.
Michael: I'm sure Gob helped himself to the money.
Gob: Hey, I got mouths to feed.
Michael: Mouths?
Gob: Mouth. Her.
Michael: Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there.
Ann: We rode up in the elevator together.
Michael: I'm blanking.