George Sr. Quote #190
Quote from George Sr. in Double Crossers
Lucille Austero: How dare you?
George Sr.: Lucille 2.
Lucille Austero: Did you think I wouldn't find out?
George Sr.: I was going to cut you in. I was trying to protect you so they wouldn't link you to it, but it turns out that we can't afford to build it anyway.
Lucille Austero: Build what?
George Sr.: The wall in Mexico, the high wall. What were you talking about?
Lucille Austero: I was talking about you giving money to Herbert Love in his campaign against me.
George Sr.: Oh, no, no. That was to get Love to support the wall. Oh, I tell you, I've been all over the place on this one.
Lucille Austero: I can't be running a company that's building a wall I campaigned against.
George Sr.: Listen to me, it's taken care of. I just ran into Michael. He's got Love against the wall. It's done. It's gonna be in the speech tonight. It's over.
Lucille Austero: It better be, or I'll talk about it in my speech tonight. Now, I've got a stair car to wave from. And I can't be seen with you.
George Sr.: 'Cause I'm fat. It's because I am fat. You think I'm a fat person.
Lucille Austero: You are such a drama queen.
Narrator: George, Sr. was worried.
George Sr.: These fat arms. I don't understand this.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Double Crossers’ Quotes
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.