George Sr. Quote #189
Quote from George Sr. in Double Crossers
George Sr.: Hi, I'm George Bluth George Bluth, meanwhile, was finding an easy way out of the wall problem.
and we've built this wall. We have miles and miles of wall. Uh, will you confirm that, soldier?
Buster: [grunts, gags]
George Sr.: It's about protecting our border, which is why we have a member of our armed forces with us today. Say hello.
Buster: [coughs, grunts]
George Sr.: It's triple-reinforced, steel-reinforced. And I don't really know how to say that what it does is... It protects, um...
Buster: It's Mexican-proof.
George Sr.: [laughs] So- Can't say- Well... Gosh darn it, it is Mexican-proof. Sit up.
Buster: Daddy, my tummy's turning.
George Sr.: All right. It's triple-reinforced.
Buster: Daddy, I got to get out. I got to get out.
George Sr.: We're gonna be- For Christ sakes, get out.
Buster: I need to get out. I need to get out. I need to get out. I need to get out.
George Sr.: We're not gonna- We'll edit this part out and- Anyhow...
Narrator: But George, Sr. hadn't built miles of wall. He just found a roundabout way to make it seem that way.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Double Crossers’ Quotes
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.