George Sr. Quote #178
Quote from George Sr. in Double Crossers
George Sr.: [on the phone] I bribed Love to push for the building of the wall, and I don't have the land to build it on.
Barry: Call Herbert Love, all right? Tell him you would greatly appreciate it if he'd rescind his support of the wall.
George Sr.: And make him a flip-flopper? I can't do that.
Narrator: Actually, he'd tried, but couldn't afford it.
[flashback:]
Hors D'oeuvre Server: It's a 40 for the flip and a 40 for the flop, and since it's going to cause a flap, I'd say another 40. So it's a flat 40-40-40 flip-flop and a flap fee.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Double Crossers’ Quotes
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Narrator: George, Sr. had just discovered that the millions of dollars of American property he owned was worthless...
George Sr.: [on the phone] How did you not notice? You saw all the papers.
Narrator: ...and in Mexico.
Barry: You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. Besides, that one was particularly difficult because it was all in Spanish. It says very clearly, on my business card, "Se habla espanol." I do not speak Spanish.
Quote from Gob
Gob: I'm not a limo driver. I'm a gentleman honey farmer. The only thing I've got back there are my bees.
George Sr.: Beans?
Gob: No, bees.
George Sr.: Bees?
Gob: Bees.
George Sr.: [opens door] Bees! Oh! Bees!
Gob: The boxes fell over on the way here when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich.
George Sr.: You got to do something about this. These people paid a lot of money. Do something.
Gob: No, they won't listen to me. They've all got CCD.
George Sr.: CCD?
Gob: Colony Collapse Disorder. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
George Sr.: [on the phone] Hold on. A client is coming, and I don't know where Oscar is, he's disappeared. And there is something up with him because he is scary now. He has changed.
Barry: Hey, you've changed, you big [bleep]. You're acting like a little girl lately, and not in a good way. Pull yourself together. Act like a man.
George Sr.: You're right, you're right. Okay, love you.
Barry: Love you, too. Bye.